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The flat I used to have had two sockets per room
So I had to juggle the white goods that I'd accrued
My CD listening was spoilt because I'd know
Afterwards I'd have to reprogram my video
Thus I existed with depleted Music Love
Until I spent two pounds upon a Four Way Plug...

It was a Quality Of Life Enhancement Device
Quality Of Life Enhancement Device

I'd scald my hands by draining pasta with the lid
My nightmare ended on the day I bought a sieve
I used to queue up to buy tickets for the train
Now i can buy online within six working days
I used to spend hours trying to sweep up my flat
With a dustpan and brush, then i bought a mini-vac

It was a Quality Of Life Enhancement Device
Quality Of Life Enhancement Device

And yes this also functions as a metaphor
For making little changes that make life much better or,
For seeing all the beauty in the smaller things of life
That we usually don't appreciate, and that is why
I'm setting up a webpage to collect a few e.g.s
Email me your suggestions of some QOLEDs

Bring me
Quality Of Life Enhancement Device
Quality Of Life Enhancement Device